Not A Real Company (NARC) Website

Making Fake Work Feel Real Since 2025 A homelab-turned-faux-enterprise: infrastructure, policies, leadership drama, and memos included.

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What is this?

This is the official(ly fake) website for Not A Real Company (NARC).

NARC is a parody enterprise environment built in a homelab to practice real-world IT, DevOps, and documentation workflows — but with a wink and a nudge.

Think of it as a sandbox for corporate bureaucracy: DNS servers, faux SaaS dashboards, internal documents, leadership bios, project tracking, Alpha Complex-style memos, and more.

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How it was built

• Static Website — Plain HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. No frameworks, no build pipeline. Designed to deploy directly to GitHub Pages or an NGINX server.
• AI-assisted development — Built and maintained across multiple structured sessions using Claude (Anthropic) and a multi-session project workflow with branching, working notes, and a canonical lore reference (the NARC Lore Bible).
• Theme Toggle — Light/dark mode via js/theme.js.
• Documents & Projects Pages — Markdown and PDF support. Files organized in assets/docs/, assets/forms/, and assets/projects/. Index JSON files drive dynamic card layouts. Project-specific artifacts are co-located in assets/projects/[project-id]/ subdirectories.
• Blog — Staged in blogs/ at site root. Full build is a future workstream (BR-004).
• Styling — All core look & feel in css/style.css.
• Logos & Icons — Fake-corporate SVG logos, favicons, officer portraits, and seal assets in images/.

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Structure

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├── assets/
│   ├── docs/           # Corporate documents (Markdown)
│   ├── forms/          # Templates and forms
│   ├── projects/       # Project cards + per-project artifact folders
│   │   └── IR-2026-001/  # Infrastructure Refresh 2026-001 documents
│   └── index.json      # Document loader index
├── blogs/
│   └── IR-2026-001/    # Blog posts (staged; BR-004 builds the section)
├── css/
│   └── style.css       # Global styling
├── images/
│   ├── officers/       # Leadership portrait SVGs
│   └── seals/          # Classification seal SVGs
├── js/
│   ├── theme.js        # Light/dark mode toggle
│   ├── documents.js    # Dynamic document card loader
│   └── projects.js     # Dynamic project card loader
├── index.html          # Homepage
├── about.html
├── departments.html
├── leadership.html
├── projects.html
├── documents.html
├── contact.html
├── founding.html       # Stub — content pending
└── README.md

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Deployment

• Local — NGINX instance for primary testing
• Git — Self-hosted Gitea repository
• Public mirror — GitHub repository, published via GitHub Pages

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Disclaimer

This is not a real company. This is a parody IT sandbox for homelab practice, documentation experiments, and corporate satire.

All seals, memos, leadership bios, and projects are fake but functional. Any resemblance to actual companies, living or defunct, is purely coincidental (and hilarious).

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NARC "Where every ticket is mission-critical, every document is confidential, and every smile is mandatory."