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Quiplibre
"How can you tell if your doctor is fresh out of medical school?",
"What's a discouraging thing to hear on an airplane?",
"What's the most depressing color of paint you can think of?",
+ "When do beavers celebrate hanukkah?",
+ "Why did the programmer confuse Halloween and Christmas?",
+ "If you're really bad, instead of coal Santa will give you __.",
]
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}