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 ## 🤑 One more thing
 
-You made it to the bottom of the page!
-If you think maintaining this gem is more difficult than parsing a README,
-or if you think I've done a bang up job with this gem,
-please consider supporting my efforts via this link,
-or one of the others at the head.
+You made it to the bottom of the page, so perhaps you'll indulge me for another 20 seconds. I maintain many dozens of gems, including this one, because I want Ruby to be a great place for people to solve problems, big and small. Please consider supporting my efforts via the giant yellow link below, or one of the others at the head of this README.
 
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