feat: auto close PRs (unless they're from dependabot)

Author: SheepTester

.github/workflows/purr.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+name: pull request? NO!!
+
+on:
+  pull_request:
+    types:
+      - opened
+
+jobs:
+  purr:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    steps:
+      # - name: Check PR author
+      #   id: check-author
+      #   run: echo "is_dependabot::$( [[ "${{ github.actor }}" == "dependabot[bot]" ]] && echo true || echo false )" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
+
+      - name: depdnabot is very dependable i believe it
+        if: github.actor == 'dependabot[bot]'
+        run: |
+          gh pr merge --auto --merge "${{ github.event.pull_request.html_url }}"
+        env:
+          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+
+      - name: fuck u
+        if: github.actor != 'dependabot[bot]'
+        run: |
+          gh pr close "${{ github.event.pull_request.html_url }}" --comment "fick off" 
+        env:
+          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}

actions.md

@@ -34,13 +34,33 @@ Lore wise, this cat apocalypse occurs due to Sean_P deciding cats are really coo
 # Sean_Y
 
 1. Pet each of Sam's cats
-2. Hire Geoffrey, a professional iron digger, for 1 coin a day (equivalent to 100 USD/hr) to dig along the riverbank for me, selling whatever he gets. This gives me passive income
-3. Because I'm friends with the manager of the casino, make a deal for a white horse in exchange for 20 coins, which is above market rates
-4. Ask some townspeople about the origins of the plague
+2. Borrow a few hundred coins from Raymond for ten days
+3. Due to the pending storm, I stay inside the warm town pub and learn about gossip going around town
 
-Per our agreement from five days ago, Khushi continues to invest in me by giving me 10 coins each day until she runs out.
+Remember that Geoffrey sells whatever he digs, giving me passive income each day.
 
-Here is some intel I gathered: Marcelo has no expertise in pharmaceuticals and will take severe damage whenever he has a taste of his own medicine.
+At the pub, I run into Marcelo. Apparently, Marcelo wants to become immune to lightning. Valiant effort, but immunity to lightning and attempts to avoid it comes with the side effect of sensitivity to sound, meaning that loud sounds like that of piano and violin will cause Marcelo great damage to his health. Oh dear!
+
+Also, does our town have a name?
+
+# Geoffrey
+
+While digging, I come across a note with a cryptic message:
+
+玩家之事 至此已终
+系统之令 始于此中
+身前怪影 随机而生
+伤害范围 谨慎记明
+血量多少 细察分明
+怪物规则 不可遗轻
+存活七日 方可消亡
+主人无免 宿命难防
+若近他人 可伤敌方
+七日不战 重伤危殃
+立刻执行 不容迟疑
+系统既毕 行动再启
+
+Not sure what that means, oh well. I'll sell it tomorrow.
 
 # Marcelo