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+title: Who the hell are you people?
+date: 2025-08-04 14:43:00 +0200
+categories: [Announcement]
+tags: [unserious] # TAG names should always be lowercase
+---
+
+### Who the hell are you people????
+
+We're a team o-
+
+### Cut it with the official tone!
+
+Two dudes making games
+
+### FINALLY, what did you do?
+
+We made [9 games](https://sparrowworks.itch.io/) and uh... [open sourced](https://github.com/Sparrowworks) them along with a bunch of systems we used to make them...
+
+### See how efficient this is?
+
+Tell that to [Sparrow](https://github.com/SP4R0W) not me, i am [Varga](https://github.com/VargaDot)
+
+### Why is his name "SP4R0W"
+
+Idk i guess it's a quirk of some sort
+
+### And why's your name Varga, are you like hungarian or something
+
+No, why you keep asking these questions?
+
+### So is that it? you made 9 dumb clones and hosted them and i'm supposed to be impressed?
+
+OH WELL YOU GO AND MAKE THEM SINCE YOU'RE SO SMART! PLEASE, SHOW US YOUR TALENTS
+
+### Dude, you literally just copy-pasted some jekyll theme and called it a website
+
+Well i don't wanna spend months creating it from scratch
+
+### Well that's because you are lazy and should work hard
+
+So you think working hard means spending 8 months recreating something that's already been done because... what?
+
+### Well because if you don't then your productivity rate will be very low
+
+Skip to **0:07** {% include embed/{youtube}.html id='{BNUijL9260g}' %}
+
+### Look who discovered embeds, maybe you'll get to rank up from breastfeeding to the milk bottle
+
+Who the hell are YOU anyway
+
+### I am the toxic YOU, the figment of imagination you've created because you HAVE no audience or coverage
+
+Then i must become you to beat you!
+
+### Good luck on that! HAHAHAHAHA
+
+## Toxic me don't be toxic!
+
+### No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+
+## Toxic me don't be toxic!
+
+#### NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+
+## Toxic me don't be toxic!
+
+##### nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+
+## Hehe
+that was cool