Textures too stretchy?

[Aloncheeto]

Is this normal at all? i dont feel like this is meant to work this way.
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Here is the shadermaterial config

[MenacingMecha]

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Taking a swing with no context, are there not enough edge loops in the mesh? It's expected behavior that textures warp towards vertices with the turning of the camera.