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<h1>mao-rules</h1>
<h3>A complete documentation of rules for the card game Mao, through resets.</h3>
<p><em>Start date: 9/2/2017</em></p>
<h2 id="stockrules">Stock Rules</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Dealing</em> - Either the winner from the previous round or a random player is the dealer, and deals 7 cards to each player.</li>
<li><em>Touching cards</em> - Players may not touch any cards before the game has begun</li>
<li><em>Excessive talking</em> - Players may not speak excessively during normal gameplay; they may only say words and phrases as required by cards</li>
<li><em>Starting the game</em> - The Dealer flips over the top card and says “the game of mao has begun”</li>
<li><em>Game progression</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Players take turns</li>
<li>Players may play any card from their hand that is of the same suit or same value as the previous card on the play pile</li>
<li>Play goes counterclockwise, unless switched</li>
<li>If a player has no playable card, they must draw from the deck, and can play that card immediately if it is valid</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Punishment</em> - Players issue penalties to other players if a rule is not followed</li>
<li><em>Taking too long</em> - Issued if a player takes too long or doesn't recognize their turn</li>
<li><em>Breaking a rule</em> - When penalized, the player receiving the punishment must say “thank you”</li>
<li><em>To-it</em> - Players may skip others by playing a card of the same value and suit, but they must say “to-it”</li>
<li><em>Playing a 2</em> - Gameplay order is reversed</li>
<li><em>Playing an Ace</em> - One player is skipped</li>
<li><em>Playing a 7</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say “have a nice day”</li>
<li>For each additional 7 played on top of the base 7, the next player must add a “very” before the “nice”</li>
<li>For example, if it is the fourth 7 played, the player who placed that 7 must say “have a very, very, very nice day”</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing any Face Card</em> - All players must say “all hail”</li>
<li><em>Playing a Spade</em> - Player must say card value + “ of spades”</li>
<li><em>Calling “Point of Order”</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>All players must drop their cards</li>
<li>Players may speak freely</li>
<li>Players may not touch their cards</li>
<li>May only be ended when the player who called the PoO says “end point of order”</li>
</ul>
<li><em>One card left</em> - Player must say ”mao”</li>
<li><em>Playing last card</em> - Player must say “the game of mao has now ended”</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting92">Rules: Games starting 9/2</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Card of same value but different suit is played</em> - Player must say “change of suit”</li>
<li><em>Card with prime value played</em> - Player must say “prime”</li>
<li><em>Last two cards sum up to prime number</em> - Player must say “prime”</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6</em> - Player must say “six”</li>
<li><em>Suit change to clubs</em> - Player must say “welcome to the clubhouse”</li>
<li><em>Player draws a card</em> - Player must say “never lucky”</li>
<li><em>Player points (with a finger or two)</em> - Player must say “yeah boii”</li>
<li><em>Player is not penalized because next player goes too quickly</em> - Non-penalized player must say “teamwork”</li>
<li><em>5 cards of same color are played</em> - Player must say “racist”</li>
<li><em>Playing card of same suit and value of 1 greater than last card</em> - Player must say “pancake”</li>
<li><em>Playing an Ace, 5, or 10</em> - Player must say “Rome wasn't built in a day”</li>
<li><em>Player “to-it”’s with an even value card (excluding face cards)</em> - Player must say “shannic speed”</li>
<li><em>Playing a Queen</em> - Skips (floor(n/2)-1) players and reverse order</li>
<li><em>Playing a King after Jack, or Jack after King</em> - Player must say “joker”</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting97">Rules: Games starting 9/7</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing a Jack, Queen, or King</em> - next player must play in 2 seconds or less</li>
<li><em>Player draws a card and plays that one immediately</em> - player must say "ez game"</li>
<li><em>Player changes suit</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must knock</li>
<li>Number of knocks is determined by how many suit changes in a row there are</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a Jack</em> - player must announce a suit and the next person must play that suit</li>
<li><em>Third card of a new suit played</em> - player must say "three"</li>
<li><em>Third card of a new suit played</em> - skips 3 players</li>
<li><em>Player "to-it"'s</em> - player who was supposed to be next must say "rip"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 2, 3, or 4 of hearts</em> - player must say "angery"</li>
<li><em>Card played after a 7, excluding another 7</em> - player must say "lucky"</li>
<li><em>Player is penalized twice in one turn</em> - player must snap</li>
<li><em>Player plays a card when another player was about to</em> - player must say "swish"</li>
<li><em>3 (or more) face cards in a row are played</em> - player must say "sea cucumber"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6</em> - player must roll the dice, and that many people are skipped</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting917">Rules: Games starting 9/17</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Player says 2 statements after playing a card</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say "black" if they played a red card</li>
<li>Player must say "red" if they played a black card</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Red, then black, then red card played</em> - Player must dab and say "Paipo paipo paipo"</li>
<li><em>Playing a Jack, Queen, or King</em> - Next player must hit the previous card before playing theirs</li>
<li><em>3 strictly increasing/decreasing cards played (with ace low)</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say "music" with pitch getting higher if increasing</li>
<li>Player must say "music" with pitch getting lower if decreasing</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Player switches suit to diamonds</em> - Player must say "oof", next player must say "ouch", and next player must say "owie"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6 then 6, 6 then 9, 9 then 6, or 9 then 9 played</em> - Player must say "nice"</li>
<li><em>Playing an Ace, 4, or 9</em> - Player must say "circle"</li>
<li><em>Card with value 1 above previous played (with loops)</em> - Player must say "upvote"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 3</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must name a card value (defined as calling a "cockblock")</li>
<li>Next player may not play the named card</li>
<li>If they do, they are penalized with the rule call: "cockblocked"</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a 10</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Must be played either to left or right instead of on the pile</li>
<li>If the 10 is red, must be played to player next in opposite of current order. Playing this also reverses the order.</li>
<li>If the 10 is black, must be played to player next in current order.</li>
</ul>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting925">Rules: Games starting 9/25</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing an exact copy of the previous card (but not a "to-it")</em> - Player says "me too thanks"</li>
<li><em>Playing a card with the same value as starting card</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say the card value</li>
<li>On a reshuffle, the card that activates this switches to the card on top after the shuffling</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Any player touches the played card stack in the middle</em> - Forces "without any milk" to be said with next card played</li>
<li><em>Playing any card where past 2 cards add up to 10</em> - Player must recite any haiku</li>
<li><em>Playing a 3</em> - Player must say "green"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 4</em> - Player must say "blue"</li>
<li><em>Playing a card that completes a pattern of value, decreasing value, increasing value</em> - Player must acknowledge Chicago (point to it on board)</li>
<li><em>Playing any card that sandwiches a Jack with non-Jacks</em> - Player must say "I'm sorry, Jack"</li>
<li><em>Queen or King</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must kneel on the card (bend fingers onto it)</li>
<li>This establishes an "emperor", at which point you cannot play a card of the same value but different suit until a full rotation of players passes.</li>
<li>e.g. A Queen of Spades is played, and the player kneels. The Queen of Clubs, Diamonds, and Hearts cannot be played until a round of plays passes.</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Card played perpendicular to previous card</em> - Player must say "jenga"</li>
<li><em>Playing the a copy of any red card ("to-it" or normal)</em> - Player must "take a selfie" (make a clicking noise)</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6 or 4</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player can play a 4 of any suit on a 6 while saying "going to chicago"</li>
<li>A player cannot play a 4 on a 4 or a 6 on a 6</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a card that completes a pattern of 3 strictly increasing cards</em> - Player must declare a step size, and then from then on play steps by this amount from turn to turn, instead of by 1</li>
<li><em>Playing any card after a 10</em> - Player must say "{card value * 10} percent chub"</li>
<li><em>Playing a card with a left hand</em> - Player must say "right hand rule"</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting106">Rules: Games starting 10/6</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing a 7, 9, or 10</em> - Player must say "nani"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6, 8, 9, 10, Q after a 6, 8, 9, 10, or Q</em> - Player must say "oh no"</li>
<li><em>3 card straight</em> - Player must say "up, up, and away"</li>
<li><em>Absolute value of difference in card values is >= 8</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say "going to Malaysia"</li>
<li>In other words, (A or 2 to 10, J, Q, K) or vice versa.</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Player completes a blackjack (A and 10, J, Q, K)</em> - Player must say "bluejay"</li>
<li><em>Drawing after the previous player drew as well</em> - Player must say "same"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 3</em> - Player must swap a card from their hand with the top one on the deck</li>
<li><em>Value of card played matches number of letters in player's name</em> - Player must say "me irl"</li>
<li><em>Player after someone who said "me irl" also meets the requirements to say "me irl"</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player should say "2 me irl 4 me irl" instead</li>
<li>If the next person should as well, they should say "2 me irl 4 2 me irl 4 me irl" and so on</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Switch to a diamond</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player says the card value, and next players continue counting down</li>
<li>Switching to a suit other than diamond - player must say "break" and all players stop counting down</li>
</ul>
<li><em>A switch of suit that also changes colors</em> - Player must cluck like a chicken</li>
<li><em>Joker</em> - This can be played anytime, player must laugh when it is played, it skips a number of players corresponding to how many Jokers have been played so far, and a player can play any card after a joker</li>
<li><em>Odd valued heart</em> - The bottom of the hearts on the card will point to someone, this player must say anything involving "senpai"; if the bottom of the heart points to the player who played the card, they must say anything involving "kouhai"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 9 after a King</em> - Player must make a dog noise</li>
<li><em>Spade after at least 2 hearts</em> - Player must say "shot through the heart"</li>
<li><em>Player completes the pattern A, B, A, C (in terms of card values)</em> - Player must say "boba"</li>
<li><em>Playing a Queen</em> - Player must say "I'm a believer"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 4 or 8 of clubs</em> - Player must say "always lucky"</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting1015">Rules: Games starting 10/15</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing a 7</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say "do", and next players continue with "re", "mi", and so on</li>
<li>This chain stops on another 7 or when players reach "do" again</li>
</ul>
<li><em>King after Jack, or Jack after King</em> - Player must make a jacking off motion</li>
<li><em>Starting turn with 2 cards in hand</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must present a card and ask for a card matching any specification</li>
<li>Others can present their cards and then a trade occurs.</li>
<li>If no card is presented within 10 seconds, original player must "go fish" from the drawing pile</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Player plays a card when another player was about to</em> - Player must say "skrt"</li>
<li><em>Any card > 3 after a 3</em> - Player must say "hartz"</li>
<li><em>Player changes suit and needs to say another thing</em> - Player must say "announcement first"</li>
<li><em>Even-numbered card played onto a different even-numbered card</em> - Player must say "north" if direction is CCW, "south" if direction is CW</li>
<li><em>Card with value 3 greater than previous card</em> - Player must "hunt" and flip a card from the draw pile onto the play pile</li>
<li><em>Playing a non-face card after a face card</em> - Player must play next card with both hands</li>
<li><em>Red, black, red or black, red, black</em> - Player must say "you hate to see that happen"</li>
<li><em>Finishing the pattern 5, 3, 4, 5, any card</em> - Player must play a 1-stock in smash with another player, loser must draw a card</li>
<li><em>Playing a Diamond after a Spade</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must ask a question</li>
<li>Next player must answer the question with any answer</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Players cannot play a card with their elbows on the table</em> - Associated penalty is "lack of chivalry"</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="worstofgameplayed1018">Worst of: Game played 10/18</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing a Queen</em> - Skips (floor(n/2)-1) players and reverse order</li>
<li><em>Any player touches the played card stack in the middle</em> - Forces "without any milk" to be said with next card played</li>
<li><em>Player says 2 statements after playing a card</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must say "black" if they played a red card</li>
<li>Player must say "red" if they played a black card</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Odd valued heart</em> - The bottom of the hearts on the card will point to someone, this player must say anything involving "senpai"; if the bottom of the heart points to the player who played the card, they must say anything involving "kouhai"</li>
<li><em>3 (or more) face cards in a row are played</em> - Player must say "sea cucumber"</li>
<li><em>Playing an Ace</em> - Players must vote on a player, highest voted player must then play an Ace or draw a card and say "Tanner confirmed"</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="bestofgameplayed1018">Best of: Game played 10/18</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Third card of a new suit played</em> - Player must say "three"</li>
<li><em>Third card of a new suit played</em> - Skips 3 players</li>
<li><em>Player is not penalized because next player goes too quickly</em> - Player must say “teamwork”</li>
<li><em>Player points (with a finger or two)</em> - Player must say “yeah boii”</li>
<li><em>Playing a Jack, Queen, or King</em> - Next player must hit the previous card before playing theirs</li>
<li><em>Playing a card that completes a pattern of value, decreasing value, increasing value</em> - Player must acknowledge Chicago (point to it on board)</li>
<li><em>Player draws a card and plays that one immediately</em> - Player must say "ez game"</li>
<li><em>Red, black, red or black, red, black</em> - Player must say "you hate to see that happen"</li>
<li><em>Playing any card after a 10</em> - Player must say "{card value * 10} percent chub"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 3</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must name a card value (defined as calling a "cockblock")</li>
<li>Next player may not play the named card</li>
<li>If they do, they are penalized with the rule call: "cockblocked"</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Player draws a card</em> - Player must say “never lucky”</li>
<li><em>Value of card played matches number of letters in player's name</em> - Player must say "me irl"</li>
<li><em>Playing a non-face card after a face card</em> - Player must play next card with both hands</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting1031">Rules: Games starting 10/31</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>3 even cards in a row</em> - Player must say "good"</li>
<li><em>3 odd cards in a row</em> - Player must say "bad"</li>
<li><em>4 even cards in a row</em> - Player must say "better" (but not say "good")</li>
<li><em>4 odd cards in a row</em> - Player must say "worse" (but not say "bad")</li>
<li><em>Playing a 3</em> - Player must say "sideways river"</li>
<li><em>Player changes color</em> - Players must say "c____________ parmesan"</li>
<li><em>Playing a King after Queen or Queen after King</em> - Player must tap next player to play Rock, Paper, Scissors; loser draws a card</li>
<li><em>Player says a word with a "b" on their turn</em> - Player must say "boolin'"</li>
<li><em>Player breaks a 3 in a row streak</em> - Player must say "TL;DR"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6</em> - Player must say "he/she dead" and next player must say "I am a male/female" respectively</li>
<li><em>Playing an 8</em> - Player must declare "the king is dead" and other players must repeat in a two direction cascade</li>
<li><em>Player says any phrase that affects game flow containing a word beginning with "e"</em> - Player must say "forward aerial"</li>
<li><em>Player needs to say a phrase on a spade that is not "x of spades"</em> - Player must say "happyou" before saying phrases</li>
<li><em>Playing an Ace</em> - Exactly min(num_players, 6) must touch the ace played or everyone is penalized for "failure to play ouija"</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting1127">Rules: Games starting 11/27</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Suit change</em> - Player must say a 4 syllable word/phrase as well as "on a stick"</li>
<li><em>Card played with value +/- 1 from previous card</em> - Player must place hand down and spin it around</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6</em> - Player must say "Matt is dead"; skip 2 players</li>
<li><em>Change of parity</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player levels up (tally on paper)</li>
<li>Playing a Jack - Player must challenge next player to a duel, player with lower level loses and draws a card</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a King</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must challenge next player to "War"</li>
<li>Players show their highest value card, smaller card loses and that player draws a card</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Two parity changes in a row (with face cards even, Ace odd)</em> - Player must laugh</li>
<li><em>Two cards played that skip or redirect player flow</em> - Player must name an animal</li>
<li style="color: #efefef">The code word is: banana bread</li>
<li><em>BS implemented, max of one usage per game</em></li>
<ul>
<li>Player can play 1-4 cards face down, and must name the value</li>
<li>Other players can call "BS", if player was truthful, the one who called out takes the cards and draws a card, if player was lying, they take the cards back and draw a card</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Two 8's in a row</em> - Player must say "lol boobies" or "kek boobies"</li>
<li><em>Playing an 8 after a 5</em> - Player must say "I vote Bamo"</li>
<li><em>Player can call a vote by holding a spin up or spin down hand for 2 seconds</em> - </li>
<ul>
<li>Other players must vote (hold spin up or down) within 2 seconds, or are penalized</li>
</ul>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting128">Rules: Games starting 12/8</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing immediately after a "to-it"</em> - Player must say "drift"</li>
<li><em>Player who plays a card that a player "to-it"'s onto</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player becomes a "lead"</li>
<li>Next time it is that player's turn, they must say "lead"</li>
</ul>
<li><em>3 suit changes in a row</em> - Player must say "supersonic"</li>
<li><em>Past 2 cards add to 4</em> - Player must say "that's numberwang"</li>
<li><em>Changing suit with a 4</em> - Player must say "let's rotate the board"</li>
<li><em>Playing a different card on 2 of the same card</em> - Player must say "not drift"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6 or a 7</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>And then playing a card with a greater value - Player must say "unlimited power"</li>
<li>And then playing a card with a lower value - Player must say "limited power"</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a 3, 4, or 5</em> - Player must pay 1 peso (card from different deck treated as currency)</li>
<li><em>Playing a J, Q, or K</em> - Player must take 1 peso</li>
<li><em>Playing a 10</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player is added to a persistent game list</li>
<li>Any future 10 - That player must say "one of us"</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing after a 9 then J or J then 9</em> - Player must not say anything on card play</li>
<li><em>Queen of Hearts after a {King of Hearts, Jack of Hearts, Queen of Clubs, Queen of Spades, or Queen of Diamonds}</em> - Player must say "card deleted" and place a card from hand back into the deck.</li>
<li><em>2 of the same face card</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player must name a suit and declare "a ward has been set"</li>
<li>For one iteration of players, no one can play that suit</li>
<li>If a ward is declared, you can place you card face down to "hide" from the ward</li>
<li>The player who called the ward can "detect" the card by turning the card face up.</li>
</ul>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting1216">Rules: Games starting 12/16</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing an Ace</em> - Players are stunned, and cannot two-it or change suit with the Ace</li>
<li><em>Playing a 2</em> - Player must say "ult", cannot be punished through next play</li>
<li><em>Playing a 3</em> - Player is "silenced" and cannot say anything, unless they played the 3 on a 3</li>
<li><em>Playing a 4</em> - Player must play card quickly and say "flash"</li>
<li><em>Playing a 6</em> - Next player is "charmed" and must align card with previous one</li>
<li><em>Playing a red 8</em> - Player is "airborne" and must play the 8 with body parts off table</li>
<li><em>Playing a black 8</em> - Player is "grounded" and must play the 8 with a body part on the table</li>
<li><em>Playing 3 cards of the same number in a row</em> - Player must place card down and compress card pile multiple times</li>
<li><em>Playing a 5</em> - Player must flick card and have it rotate and land on pile</li>
<li><em>Completion of consecutive cycle (i.e. play goes around the whole table with no skips or direction changes)</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Player who started the cycle must say "aw geez"</li>
<li>Next player must say "aw man", unless the next play isn't standard order</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a red 6, 8, or 9 after a red 6, 8, or 9</em> - Player must say "communist propaganda"</li>
<li><em>Players must play aligned on top of a heart</em> - Or else "heart break" is called</li>
<li><em>Player is penalized</em> - Next player must say "assertion", assertively</li>
<li><em>Player draws a card</em> - Player must bring card to hand level before playing the card - or else "failure to load in" is called</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting36">Rules: Games starting 3/6</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Flag card played</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>If next card is greater - Player must say "made friends"</li>
<li>If next card is lesser - Player must say "bamboozled"</li>
<li>This card becomes the new flag card.</li>
<li>First flag card is 7.</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing any card after a 7</em> - Player must say "wrecked"</li>
<li><em>Double Time</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>Activated by 2 of the same red card - n = (2, 4, 6, 8)</li>
<li>DT is active for the next n/2 turns</li>
<li>On every turn during DT - Add one to the existing number of skips (i.e. 0 if non-Ace, 1 if Ace)</li>
<li>If DT is activated on DT, the old DT is overriden.</li>
</ul>
<li><em>2 parity switches</em> - Player must straighten the pile (doing "laundry")</li>
<li><em>Player penalized by a non-stock rule</em> - Player must add "pendejo" after "thanks"/"thank you"</li>
<li><em>Player is skipped (by non-to-it)</em> - Player must say "no mames"</li>
</ul>
<h2 id="rulesgamesstarting428">Rules: Games starting 4/28</h2>
<ul>
<li><em>Playing greater value face card on a face card</em> - Player must drop card to play it</li>
<li><em>Playing a 2</em> - Player must say how many red back cards they have + " cans"</li>
<li><em>Player switches to black suit after 3 red cards</em> - Player must tell a story with the number of words equal to the value of the card played</li>
<li><em>Playing a Jack</em> -</li>
<ul>
<li>If the card has an orange back - Player must say "I have orange juice"</li>
<li>If the card has a blue back - Player must say "I do not have orange juice"</li>
</ul>
<li><em>Playing a blue back card after an "orange juice" call</em> - Player must apologize for their disgusting combo</li>
<li><em>Playing an 8</em> - Player must deliver an insult with "Jessica" in it</li>
<li><em>2 red 6's in a row</em> - Player must put the bottom card of the play pile on top</li>
<li><em>Playing a 5</em> - Player must shake someone's hand (with the exception of the player right before them) and it becomes that player's turn</li>
<li><em>Playing a card whose value equals the number of cards in hand</em> - Player must say the card value</li>
<li><em>Playing a Jack or a King</em> - Player must say "bois located at " + some clock direction or "everywhere"</li>
</ul>
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