contractor_guide_DONT_LEAK.md

Contractor Guidelines: Dice Rolling for Profit

Contractor Use Only

Welcome to the Grind

Congratulations, you've signed up to be part of our tireless machine of manual randomness. This document outlines essential rules you'll follow to ensure our handcrafted image remains pristine, even if the process is less glamorous behind the scenes.

The Do-NOTs of Dice Rolling

1. No Mechanical Assistance

   • Including Dice Towers: This isn't a game night. You're being paid to roll manually. If we catch wind of any mechanical shortcuts, you will be suspended.

2. No Dice Provided

   • You Must Provide Your Own Tools: It's your responsibility to acquire dice and ensure they are fair.

3. No Delegation

   • Your Job, Your Roll: We won’t pay you to outsource your responsibilities. Each roll should be performed by the person who logs in.

4. ABSOLUTELY No Computer-Generated Randomness

   • Prohibited RNGs: Software-based random number generators such as Mersenne Twister, CryptGenRandom, or Math.random() are strictly forbidden. We have methods to detect deceptive submissions, and will pursue remuneration in line with your contract.

Rigorous Reporting Protocol

Every result must be recorded with pinpoint accuracy. Carelessness is not an option.

Submission Example

{
    "sides": 10,
    "rolls": [3, 8, 2, 9]
}

Payment Transaction Details

For every roll submitted, you will earn $0.005. Think of each penny as a testament to your loyalty to the cause. Minimum payout is $5000.

Final Thoughts

If you have any questions or concerns, please send a message to (Editor: Don't forget to add contact email here.) and we'll be happy to help.