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Gives and 8ball style answer to a question
-8ball question
-8ball Am I going to score with this one girl I just finished talking to?
My sources say no
Gets the first result from Bing for search query
-b/-bing search query
-bing Richard Stallman
Bing | Richard Stallman's Personal Page | http://stallman.org/
Gets the first result from Bing image search for search query
-img search query
-img Richard Stallman
Bing | Richard Stallman → image/jpeg 257 kB | http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/richard-stallman.jpg
Associates your current irc nick with user. Other lastfm functions will default to this nick if no user is provided.
-set lastfm user
<joebloggs> -set lastfm JosefBloggs
<Porygon> joebloggs: last.fm user updated to: JosefBloggs
Weekly stats for user
-charts user
-charts Cbbleh
Last.fm | Top 5 Weekly artists for Cbbleh | Slayer (26), Iced Earth (25), Jean-Féry Rebel (23), Morbid Saint (15), Judas Priest (14)
Returns the currently playing/last scrobbled track for user and top artist tags
-np user
-np Cbbleh
Last.fm | cbbleh is playing: "Super X-9" by Daikaiju from Daikaiju | Surf, surf rock, instrumental, instrumental surf rock
Randomly picks an option from an array separated by |
-r/-rand one | two | three
-r do work | don't do work
don't do work
Translates text using Bing translate and provides a link to Google Translate
-tr/-translate from to text
-translate en fr pig disgusting
Translate | http://mnn.im/uoo4u | en=>fr | "porc écoeurant"
| code | Language | code | Language | code | Language |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ar | Arabic | ht | Haitian Creole | fa | Persian (Farsi) |
| bg | Bulgarian | he | Hebrew | pl | Polish |
| ca | Catalan | hi | Hindi | ro | Romanian |
| cn | Chinese Simplified | mww | Himong Daw | ru | Russian |
| tw | Chinese Traditional | hu | Hungarian | sk | Slovak |
| cs | Czech | id | Indonesian | sl | Slovenian |
| da | Danish | it | Italian | es | Spanish |
| nl | Dutch | ja | Japanese | sv | Swedish |
| en | English | ko | Korean | th | Thai |
| et | Estonian | lv | Latvian | tr | Turkish |
| fi | Finnish | lt | Lithuanian | uk | Ukrainian |
| fr | French | ms | Malay | ur | Urdu |
| de | German | mt | Maltese | vi | Vietnamese |
| el | Greek | no | Norwegian |
Info for tv show with episode airtime if available -tv tv show
-tv Better call saul
TVmaze | Better Call Saul | Airtime: Monday 22:00 on AMC | Status: Running | Next Ep: S2E6 at 22:00 2016-03-21
-tv Mr Robot
TVmaze | Mr. Robot | Airtime: Wednesday 22:00 on USA Network | Status: Running
Latest tweet for user -tw/-twitter user
-twitter Guardian
Twitter | The Guardian (@guardian) | Aston Villa target Rémi Garde after sacking Tim Sherwood https://t.co/cqcgUpiEOJ via @guardian_sport | 31 seconds ago
Gets the first definition of query at UrbanDictionary
-u/-ur/-urban query
-urban 4chan
Urban Dictionary | 4chan | http://mnn.im/upucr | you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shoc…
Gets the nth definition for query (only works for definitions 1-7)
-u/-ur/-urban n query
-urban 3 4chan
UrbanDictionary | 4chan | 4chan.org is the absolute hell hole of the internet, but still amusing. Entering this website requires you leave your humanity behind before entering. WARNING: You will see things on /b/ that you wish you had never seen in your life.
Returns the title of a page and the host for html URLs. Returns the type, size, and (sometimes) filename of a file URL.
https://news.ycombinator.com/
Title | Hacker News | news.ycombinator.com
https://41.media.tumblr.com/bca28cbcbba3718cd67fd20062df19b9/tumblr_nl8gekhnLU1tdhimpo1_1280.png
File | image/png 272kB | 41.media.tumblr.com
Returns the set variables for a user
-whois qb
qb | Twitter: @abnormcore | URL: https://dribbble.com/qb
Variables are set using -set url url or -set twitter handle
-set twitter someone
twitter updated to: someone
-set url http://www.something.com/
url updated to: http://www.something.com/
Yahoo Weather for location -w/-we/-weather location
-weather Washington, DC
Weather | Washington | Cloudy 15°C. Wind chill: 15°C. Humidity: 72%
Yahoo Weather Forecast for location -f/-fo/-forecast location
-forecast Washington, DC
Forecast | Washington | Sun: Clouds Early/Clearing Late 16°C/10°C | Mon: Mostly Sunny 19°C/8°C | Tue: Mostly Sunny 23°C/11°C | Wed: Partly Cloudy 24°C/11°C
Associates your current irc nick with location. Other weather functions will default to this location if none is provided.
-set location location
<joebloggs> -set location Washington, DC
<Porygon> joebloggs: location updated to: Washington, DC
Finds the answer of question using WolfarmAlpha
-wa question
-wa time in Bosnia
Wolfram | current time in Bosnia and Herzegovina >>> 12:55:38 pm CEST | Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Gets the first result from Youtube for search query
-yt/-youtube search query
-yt Richard Stallman interject
YouTube | I'd just like to interject... | 3m1s | https://youtu.be/QlD9UBTcSW4
These functions are limited to bot admins and can only be used in a private message.
Ignore a user
-set ignore nick
-set ignore Cbbleh
<Porygon2> I never liked him anyway
Unignore a user
-set unignore nick
-set unignore Cbbleh
<Porygon2> Sorry about that
Toggles the URL parser for the channel
-set urls on/off channel
-set urls on #lobby
<Porygon2> Now reacting to URLs in #lobby
Toggles the file URL parser for the channel
-set files on/off channel
-set files on #lobby
<Porygon2> No longer displaying file info in #lobby
Joins a channel and adds it to auto join
-join channel
-join #foobar
* Porygon has joined #foobar
Parts a channel and removes it from auto join
-part channel
-part #foobar
* Porygon has left the channel